garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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