he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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