another moral hangover. fuck.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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