That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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