im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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