no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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