so that wasnt chicken after all
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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