Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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