some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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