he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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