Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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