If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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