Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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