Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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