Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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