it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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