literally had 100 drinks last night.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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