I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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