are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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