He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Your penis caused this!
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