You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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