it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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