Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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