yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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