Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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