Dual....:-)
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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