But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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