Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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