Don't you send me to vm
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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