My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
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she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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