So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
