I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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