maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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