You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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