More tranny stories later!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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