this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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