I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
this boner is exhausting
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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