It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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