how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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