I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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