i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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