he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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