the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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