I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I need to calm my uterus...
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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