No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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