Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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