I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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