My room smells like vodka and shame
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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