what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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