he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
It's rum buckets o'clock
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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