I'm drive I can fine osifer
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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