I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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