I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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