like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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